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Gotta tell you.. you have really good taste in men (maybe that's just cos I share your taste). There were some men on the list that I find absolutely sexy but my friends are always shaking their heads saying "wtf.. no.." like Martin Freeman cos they're not your typical Hollywood man. He's like a pessimistic puppy, how can you not that attractive?! I'm really glad to see that Michael Fassbender and David Tennant were on the top of the list.
Thanks! And yes, I get that from some of my friends too. People can have a really dogmatic way of viewing celebrities. They don’t stop to realize that if that person were in front of them they would recognize them as attractive. They just put famous people under too big of a lens on their microscope. I guess they see it as an “us and them” sort of thing, when we’re all really just people. :3
Top 50 Men: Statistics of Attraction
Shit you do when you’re bored, and just a little bit nerdy.
I encourage you to do the same.
Alrighty, so I’m an art major and my absolute favorite thing to draw is the human face. More often than not, I’m drawing male faces. So, I started thinking about the faces I find attractive and It some how turned into this big spiel. I wanted to make a list of the top 20 male faces I find captivating… but then I realized how hot the human population is and my 20 men quickly escelated to 50. And there are FAR more I would like to talk about in addition to these 50 guys, but I do have to… you know… eat and bathe some times… So, just 50.
As I started listing these fine gentlemen I started wondering if I would be able to find anything out about myself and my taste in men. I usually think of myself as finding darker haired men attractive, so I was curious to see how many blondes would make the 50. I was also curious about things like average height, eye color and all that shizz.
All people, in my eyes are beautiful, I don’t believe in ugly, and this is more of an exercise in cornering my own perception than any kind of standard of beauty thing. In fact, I’d like to think the guys I find attractive are a bit more unique looking than the average “meat heads”, lol.
(Side note- I don’t believe in zodiacs, but I included them cause it’s interesting to me)
So, from 50 to my number 1… here we go!
50. Jerry Orbach.
That Voice! I mean… come on… he’s the F-ing candle stick in Beauty and the Beast. Plus, anyone who talks out of the side of their mouth like that just has this Bugs Bunny/ wise ass appeal to me.
Hair color: Black/Dark Brown
Eye color: Blue
Height: 6’ 2”
Current Age: (deceased)
Profession: Actor/Singer
Zodiac: Capricorn
Race: American
49. David Thewlis.
Perhaps not the “looker” most people are looking for. But there’s something so good natured about his face and voice that I’m drawn to. Plus… *cough* Lupin *cough*.
Hair color: Red
Eye color: Blue
Height: 6’ 2”
Current Age: 49
Perfession: Actor/Musician
Zodiac: Pisces
Race: English
48. Simon Keenlyside.
Now, I don’t expect most people to be aware of this dude, but he is a verrrrry talented opera singer from London with a fantastic baritone voice. I had the opertunity to see him live at the Met when I was 19 and my brain fell out of my head. 
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Blue
Height: (unknown)
Current Age: 53
Perfession: Opera Singer
Zodiac: Leo
Race: English
47. Jake Gyllenhall
(Especially in BubbleBoy of all things) Yeah, don’t ask me. He’s a very attracive man, but for some reason… just Bubbleboy.
Hair color: Dark Brown
Eye color: Blue
Height: 6’ 0”
Current Age: 32
Perfession: Actor
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Race: American
46. Mos Def.
Most definatley. I love how whenever I hear him talk, he sounds like he’s seconds away from falling asleep, lol. 
Hair color: Black
Eye color: Brown
Height: 5’ 10”
Current Age: 39
Perfession: Actor/ Musician
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Race: American
45. Hugo Weaving.
The man has a captivating face. I tend to find forehead centric faces attractive… probably because it subconsciously suggests intelligence. Which his agents have definatly picked up on. He plays a ton of smarties, for sure.
… and no, not those kinds of “Agents.”
Hair color: Dark Brown
Eye color: Blue
Height: 6’ 2”
Current Age: 52
Perfession: Actor
Zodiac: Aries
Race: Australian/English
44. Johnny Galecki.
I just want to pick him up and squeeze him! And seeing as how he’s only an inch taller than I am… I think that could be achieved. 
Hair color: Black/ Dark Brown
Eye color: Brown
Height: 5’ 5”
Current Age: 37
Perfession: Actor
Zodiac: Taurus
Race: American
43. Cillian Murphy.
The king of androgeny… queen of androgeny? 
Hair color: Dark Brown
Eye color: Blue (ice?! BROKEN GLASS?!?!)
Height: 5’ 9”
Current Age: 36
Perfession: Actor
Zodiac: Gemini
Race: Irish
42. Jon Hamm.
Who doesn’t like a slice of Hamm?
Hair color: Black
Eye color: Hazel
Height: 6’ 0”
Current Age: 41
Perfession: Actor
Zodiac: Pisces
Race: American
41. Ioan Gruffudd.
The Welsh… speaking oddly and looking great since 31,000 BC.
Hair color: Dark Brown
Eye color: Brown
Height: 5’ 11”
Current Age: 39
Perfession: Actor
Zodiac: Lebra
Race: Welsh
40. Billy Crudup.
I’m a big comic nerd and out of all of the comics I hold dear to me, my two favorites are Alan Moore’s. One of them, obviously, is Watchmen. What a perfect Osterman… what a great jaw line. 
Hair color: Black
Eye color: Brown
Height: 5’ 9”
Current Age: 44
Perfession: Actor
Zodiac: Gemini
Race: American
39. Gregory Peck
… well, you can see for youself.
Hair color: Black/Dark Brown
Eye color: Brown
Height: 6’ 3”
Current Age: (deceased)
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Aries
Race: American
38. Ryan Gosling
This guy gets a lot of attention for being a studdmuffin, but I appreciate his looks more when he’s a little more… disheveled. 
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Blue
Height: 6’ 1”
Current Age: 32
Profession: Actor/director/writer/musican
Zodiac: Scorpio
Race: Canadian
37. Luke Wilson
Luke! Craziest jaw line of them all. Amazing actor, anyone here see The Royal Tennenbaums?
Hair color: Dark Brown
Eye color: Hazel
Height: 6’ 0”
Current Age: 41
Profession: Actor/Writer
Zodiac: Virgo
Race: American
36. Tobey Mcguire.
I’m diggin the fishbowl eyes. And that red hair in Seabiscuit… yeah.
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Blue
Height: 5’ 8”
Current Age: 37
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Cancer
Race: American
35. Ewan McGregor.
Fantastic freaking actor. Very infectious smile. I’ll never forget how realistically he cried in The Moulin Rouge. 
Hair color: Red
Eye color: Blue
Height: 5’ 10”
Current Age: 41
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Aries
Race: Scottish
34. Jon Krasinski.
Who hasn’t watched the office and wanted a PB and J sandwich of thiers very own?
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Hazel
Height: 6’ 3”
Current Age: 33
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Lebra
Race: American
33. Rafe Spall.
Okay, so I first saw him in Sean of the Dead. THEN the next time I saw him on the big screen he looked like THIS. *applause*. Plus, his southern American accent in Promethius was perfect. Very impressive.
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Blue
Height: 6’ 1”
Current Age: 29
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Pisces
Race: English
32. Jude Law.
It’s the law. Don’t break it. Why would you run from it?
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Green
Height: 6’ 0”
Current Age: 40
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Capricorn
Race: English
31. John Barrowman.
What perfect bone structure! Plus, he’s a silly goose. 
Hair color: Black/ Dark Brown
Eye color: Blue
Height: 6’ 0”
Current Age: 45
Profession: Actor/Singer
Zodiac: Pices
Race: British/American
30. Gary Oldman.
His acting hits me right in the Gary Oldman chamber of my heart… (the chamber of secrets?) Oldman for king of the universe! 
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Blue
Height: 5’ 10”
Current Age: 54
Profession: Actor (he’s 10 actors actually)
Zodiac: Aries
Race: English
29. Burt Lancaster.
There’s something very Fassbendery about him when he was young, isn’t there? Or rather, theres something Lancastery about Fassy. (who will be on this list further along, I promise.)
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Blue
Height: 6’ 2”
Current Age: deceased
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Scorpio
Race: American
28. Montgomery Clift.
What a face. A lot of people say he lost his looks after the car accident, but I still find him very attractive. Plus… umm, turkey leg anyone?
Hair color: Black/ Dark Brown Hair
Eye color: Hazel
Height: 5’ 10”
Current Age: deceased
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Lebra
Race: American
27. Tom Felton.
Alrighty, so I grew up with the Potter Books and movies. But, I never oggled anyone from the cast. I tend to laugh at fan girls and such. BUT, I had the great pleasure of meeting mister Felton last year, and the wave of handsomeness washed over me a bit, I have to admit. He was very sweet and told me my art was beautiful, so yeah. Right back at ya Tom. 
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Green
Height: 5’ 9”
Current Age: 25
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Virgo
Race: English
26. Alan Alda. (young)
YES, I defend it to the teeth. Great voice, very talented actor, director and writer, and black hair is just a bonus. 
Hair color: Black
Eye color: Blue
Height: 6’ 2”
Current Age: 77
Profession: Actor/Director/Screenwriter/ Author
Zodiac: Aquarius
Race: American
25. Colin Farrell.
I have to say a big “but!” for this one.
Alrighty, so… Farrell quite often makes questionable facial hair choices… and every once and a while those eyebrows have a life of their own, BUT, has anyone seen In Bruges or the Fright Night remake?! He can be a serious looker.
Hair color: Black/ Dark Brown
Eye color: Brown
Height: 5’ 11”
Current Age: 36
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Gemini
Race: Irish
24. Justin Chatwin.
I’m a big fan of the show Shameless. And to my fellow Shameless watchers, I have two words… Kitchen. Sink. 
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Green
Height: 6’ 1”
Current Age: 30
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Scorpio
Race: Canadian
23. Chris Pine.
Best fracking voice ever. I’m freaking out about the new Star Trek, so bare with me. I like how Pine always looks like he’s recently been punched in the mouth… but in a hot way…I can’t explain it. 
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Blue
Height: 6’ 1”
Current Age: 32
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Virgo
Race: American
22. Jason Isaccs.
There may or may not be an actual living tiger residing just behind his eyes. 
Hair color: Black/Dark Brown
Eye color: Blue
Height: 5’ 11”
Current Age: 49
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Gemini
Race: English
21. Billy Boyd.
Fracking adorable. His accent, wicked sense of humer, and bow-lip. All of it!
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Green
Height: 5’ 7”
Current Age: 44
Profession: Actor/Musican
Zodiac: Virgo
Race: Scottish
20. FAT PAT!!!!
Alright, his name is really Patrick Wilson…
but I wish he was 40 lbs heavier all the time.
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Blue
Height: 6’ 1”
Current Age: 39
Profession: Actor/Singer
Zodiac: Cancer
Race: American
19. Marlon Brando
It’s always a shock to me that everyone else’s instinctual thought at the mention of Brando is just “The God Father”.
My first thought is, *drooooooools onto the rug*.
Hair color: Black/Dark Brown
Eye color: Brown
Height: 5’ 9”
Current Age: (Deceased)
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Aries
Race: American
18. Benedict Cumberbach.
Very interesting looking. The more unique the face, the more captivating to me. And, umm… DRAGON VOICE.
Hair color: Red
Eye color: Green???? MINT???? GALAXY OF WIN?!?!?!
Height: 6’ 0”
Current Age: 36
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Cancer
Race: English
17. Martin Freeman.
YES, Freeman beat out his comrade on this one. I just want to put him in my pocket. And there’s just something about his extreme negativity that I find indearing.
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Grey
Height: 5’ 6”
Current Age: 41
Profession: Actor/ Pessimist/Sasser/ Hobbit
Zodiac: Virgo
Rate: English
16. Ralph Fiennes.
By the way, did you know that his full name is “Ralph Nathaniel Twisleton Wykeham Fiennes”? I first saw him (un-Voldyfied) in Oscar and Lucinda. He was so lovable in that film. Plus, he’s everyone’s favorite dark lord… after Sauron… and Vador…and Palpatine.
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Blue
Height: 6’ 0”
Current Age: 50
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Capricorn
Race: English
15. Brian Holden.
For those of you who aren’t familiar with StarKid, they are an amazing group of 20 somethings with muscial theater and comedic talents that’ll make even someone who hates musicals laugh thier balls off. Holden, in my opinion, has the best comedic timing out of all of them, thus making him the most adorable in my eyes. 
Hair color: Dark Brown
Eye color: Blue
Height: 5’ 8”
Current Age: 27
Perfession: Actor/Writer/Singer/ Improv Comedian
Zodiac: Virgo
Race: American
14. Tom Hiddleston.
I KNOW, he’s only number 14? What a crime. This just goes to show how fucking hard this list was to make!
Hair color: Red
Eye color: Green
Height: 6’ 2”
Current Age: 31
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Aquarius
Race: English
13. Ferruccio Furlanetto. (young)
My favorite opera singer… bass baritone. I should have seen him at the Met as well, but he got sick. YOU ELUSIVE CREATURE! He is by far the funniest opera singer I’m aware of, also the best actor among them in my opinion. 
Hair color: Black/ Dark Brown
Eye color: Brown
Height: unknown
Current Age: 63
Profession: Opera Singer
Zodiac: Taurus
Race: Italian
12. Tom Hulce. (young)
Dude… why are you a walrus now? No offense, I mean, being a walrus has it’s perks and all, but DUDE. You were THIS guy. It’s alright. The carma gods will make me a walrus eventually too for calling you out.
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Blue
Height: 5’ 7”
Current Age: 60
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Race: American
11. Christopher Ford.
lmao, to whoever is reading this (if anyone ever does) I know you’re all like… who. the. hell? But I implore you… watch all of the hilarious, somtimes idiotic, videos on Waverly Flam’s channel on youtube. This dude and his damn funny faces and brilliant timing, directing and writing will win you over hard core. He actually just had a huge break as a featured screen play writer. I still must see Robot and Frank.
Hair color: Dark Brown
Eye color: Green????
Height: (Unknown)
Current Age: (Unknown)
Profession: Director/Writer/Actor/Cat Lover
Zodiac: (Unknown)
Race: American
10. Steve Carell.
Daww. Thats all I’m gunna say… Michael Scott lives!
Hair color: Black/ Dark Brown
Eye color: Hazel
Height: 5’ 9”
Current Age: 50
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Leo
Race: American
9. Christopher Plummer. (young)
The oldest living person on the list. Regardless…
You can Edel my Weiss any day. Whistle me up and down stairs if you like. 
Hair color: Black/ Dark Brown
Eye color: Blue
Height: 5’ 10”
Current Age: 83
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Saggitarius
Race: Canadian
8. Harry (mother-fucking) Lloyd.
I’ve only seen him on Doctor Who, but I googled his ass right after cause I was impressed with his acting… and lo and behold. He turned into a minx.
Hair color: Black
Eye color: YELLOW…wtf
Height: 5’ 11”
Current Age: 29
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Scorpio
Race: English
7. Colin Firth.
I was late in jumping on the Firth train. The first time I actually saw him was in the King’s Speech, and by the end I had a speech impediment of my very own.
“Hubba-Hubba!”
Hair color: Light Brown
Eye color: Brown
Height: 6’ 2”
Current Age: 52
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Virgo
Race: English
6. Christoph Waltz.
JAW LINE OF THE CENTURY!
What an amazing actor. And Jeeeesus, I hope I look that young at 56. 
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Hazel
Height: 5’ 9”
Current Age: 56
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Lebra
Race: Austrain
5. Charlie Day. Milk Steak. 
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Hazel
Height: 5’ 7”
Current Age: 36
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Aquarius
Race: American
4. Jello Biafra.
My musical taste has a ferm foundation in his music, and my brain is forever greatful of his spoken word performances. Plus, dawww. :3
Hair color: Black/ Dark Brown
Eye color: Brown
Height: 5’ 9”
Current Age: 54
Profession: Singer/Songwriter
Zodiac: Gemini
Race: American
3. Andrew Scott.
That silly voice, man… and the crazies. They’re fantastic.
Oh god, the more I look at him the more tempted I am to put him as number 1.
Hair color: Black
Eye color: Brown
Height: 5’ 8”
Current Age: 36
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Lebra
Rate: Irish
2. David Tennant.
He’s hilarious, intelligent, and green! Whether he’s the Doctor or Hamlet, I believe him. Plus, theres just somthing about how perfect his skin looks all the time. And…boggle eyes… boggle eyes. 
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Brown
Height: 6’ 1”
Current Age: 41
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Aries
Race: Scottish
1. Michael Fassbender.
Told you he’d be on here! After seeing Inglourious Basterds, we all went nuts, I think. I’m a huge Tarrentino fan. Plus, I’m a HUGE Steve McQueen freak (the director, not the actor) and Fassbender is the perfect muse for McQueen. This guy can hit emotional pitches in seconds it takes everyone else to develope over years. Plus… jaw line.
It was seriously difficult to put him as number one. In my mind, everyone in the top ten is symaltaniously number one for a whole host of reasons. But, alas, a list had to be made. 
Hair color: Red
Eye color: Blue (basically grey though)
Height: 6’ 0”
Current Age: 35
Profession: Actor
Zodiac: Aries
Race: German/Irish
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THE STATS:
- Hair Color-
Dark Brown/Black: 50%
Brown: 20%
Blonde: 20%
Red: 10%
- Eye Color-
Brown: 24%
Hazel: 14%
Green: 14%
Blue: 44%
Grey: 2%
Yellow: 2%
Average Heigh out of all known Heights- about 5’ 11”
Average Age- 42. 86
- Professions-
Actors- 70%
Actor/Musicians- 14%
Musician/Singer/Songwriter- 2%
Actor/Writer/Director- 8%
Opera Singers- 4%
Actor/Director/Writer/Musician- 2%
- Zodiac-
Aries: 14.29%
Taurus: 4.08%
Gemini: 10.20%
Cancer: 6.12%
Leo: 4.08%
Virgo: 14.29%
Libra: 10.20%
Scorpio: 8.16%
Sagittarius: 8.16%
Capricorn: 6.12%
Aquarius: 6.12%
Pisces: 8.16%
- Race-
American: 45%
Canadian: 6%
English: 26%
Welsh: 2%
Scottish: 7%
Irish: 7%
Australian: 2%
German: 1%
Austrian: 2%
Italian: 2%
